The Electric Fence
"Itsy Bitsy Spider" (Untitled)
Irony is a Joke
“I want to be the first person to sneeze from pepper, slip on a banana peel, fall down a spiral staircase, and die!”
The three girls’ joyous giggles echoed across the expanse of emporiums as they strolled to the candy shop, making up whimsical death tales that even the Grim Reaper himself wouldn’t believe along the way.
“Hey, Sofia, has it ever bothered you that we’re always joking around about dying?” Sherry fidgeted with her jacket strings, glancing warily for anyone who would think they looked suspicious.
“No way!” Sofia sent a sassy smirk in her timid friend’s direction. “It’s gonna take anyone a good while to finish us off!”
“Just think about it, Sherry,” Eva fell in step with her friends in the front. “We’ve got a lifetime ahead of us. Don’t sweat the small stuff and just enjoy life!”
She grinned and broke out into a dash. "Now get moving! You guys are so slow! I’m going to get all the chocolate pretzels before any of you do!”
“Oh yeah? Challenge accepted!”
As her friends bounced around the racks of candy like playful puppies, Sherry remained still. Somehow, she felt uneasy.
At that moment, her thoughts stopped.
“Sherry Devonshire.” The name trickled out like thick, creamy molasses. A boot pressed roughly against Sherry's cheek, firm as a paperweight. "You've changed a lot, old friend. Thanks for cooperating quietly; my job doesn't allow any margin for error."
“Sofia! Sherry’s down!” Eva’s horror-struck face gaped at the auburn-haired girl, who promptly swatted Sherry in the back with her silver crossbow and leapt away, disappearing into the floor below.
The two crumpled beside their friend as the crowd around them went into a panic, some screaming for medics or the police.
Sofia’s hand brushed a tiny round bullet.
It was silver.
That Special Night
A Paranoid Exaggeration.
I Remember......
“Rainbows are just colors showing off. It’s a pathetic cry for help.” I for one prefer darker colors but, whatever. They remind me of him, Kael Williams Jr., My grandpa. He was my friend, my family, and my mentor. I remember the days he would sit me and my little sister Angie around his favorite cotton chair. Of course it was worn out, covered in patches that were probably holding the whole thing together, but it was still his favorite chair. He would rest in it like it was his cocoon and he would always start his stories off by saying, “My adventure began...,” and that would always get a chuckle out of me and my little sis. My grandpa always had a way with people he knew how to make us smile. That night he told us a story about his boxing days. When he was young he was a force to be reckoned, with a record of 23-4-0 and he was on his way to the pros. “Kids you wouldn’t believe the freaks I had to step in the ring with, but I always got them with the 1-2 combo!” He boasted while flailing his arms around like he had won something. “Grandpa, if you were good why you stopped?” Angie teased. My grandpa sat, and he said “My dear that is a whole other story for another time…” He smiled, but I could see a slight look of remorse in his eyes, by then he stopped speaking and sent us off to bed. Grandpa usually tucked us in, but when he didn’t I couldn’t just sleep, so I crawled out of bed and I looked silently through my door. He was viewing over his old red grit covered gloves with a bottle of whiskey resting on his lap.
Not the Gun
The gun popped along to the staccato of her heartbeat, thumping against her ears like the time when David Stefani told her she was beautiful.
“Oh, god.” Her cry flew across the pavement with a flutter of startled birds. For an endless moment, all was silent, the air broken only by a shuddering exhale from the crumpled figure on the ground.
A hooded form trembled as crimson seeped into his shoes, staring at the boy beneath his feet who had three bullet holes kissing his chest. “I’m sorry,” he choked as he brought a shaking hand to his mouth. A final pop burst through the silence. His hood exploded from his head, revealing eyes that widened before rolling back. He fell like a judge’s mallet, hard and sharp.
The girl stood facing the scene, her knees threatening to lose the battle with gravity. On the ground not twenty paces away lay her past and her future, folded perfectly into each other, one lifeless body cupping the other in curled absolution.
Gravity won out. She stumbled to the ground, retching into the dizzy space between her hands. 911, she thought, I need to call 911. She fumbled into her jeans for her phone, punching in the three infamous numbers from where she crouched.
“911, what is your emergency?”
“There’s a shooting. My friend—my friends have been shot.” Her voice caught. “Oh, god, there’s so much blood. Please, send an ambulance! I think…I think they’re dead.” She began to sob, making the speaker blow with her gasps.
“Ma’am, please calm down. Where are you?”
“I’m at the park near Williams street,” she exhaled. “I didn’t come in time…I couldn’t stop him…” Anger invaded her throat. “They were friends! It was the gang that killed them, not the gun.”
With Age Comes Wisdom
For seventy-one years, the bench had sat in the same place. His perch on the hill provided a view of a pristine field with a small stream flowing gracefully through it. Across the field sat another hill. Atop the hill sat the bench’s best friend; a mighty oak tree. While the bench had been at his post for seventy-one years, the tree had been growing for one-hundred-and-fifty years. For thirty-two years the tree grew alone. He dreamed of having a friend to share his thoughts with, but for thirty-two years he sat alone. The day the bench was built across the stream inside of the park lines went something like this.
“…hey bench.”
“Hello?” It was the benches first word.
“How’re you?”
“Sore.” The bench stretched its frame, trying to break it in.
The bench and the tree spent seventy-one years together. The tree was like the bench’s father. He taught him many things during his first thirty-two years, but the tree learned just as much from the bench. One brisk spring morning, a group of humans were gathering around the tree.
“What are they doing to you, Tree?”
“Probably just another team of scientists studying trees.”
The companions spent two days wondering what the humans were doing to Tree. On the third day, the humans returned.
“Looks like the scientists brought some science equipment this time,” said Bench.
“It would appear so.”
Bench fell asleep as the scientists conducted their experiments on Tree. They sure were loud. The Bench had never learned something and not shared it with Tree. Upon waking, he did just that. For seventy-one years they had learned many things. But in seventy-one years, Bench had never learned of lumber jacks. Tree would never know either.
Shark attack!
Lucky Me
Genesis 3:14
I’m sinking. I’m drowning. This sea of cords. This flash of light. The sensation of falling. Fill my soul with the emptiness of everything.
The idiot who assigned me to this rig was heavy on the bottle, his speech thick with slurs and hiccups like a troubled road.
“You sure I’ll be okay up there?” I questioned him feverishly, my palms wet with indignant nervousness.
“Why wouldn’t ya be? It’s just a box.”
“People die in elevators all the time.” Stubbornness poisoned my lungs, charcoal forged from a immovable mountain.
“Not 32A.” He belched, back to his Jim Bean in a blip.
Adam took the fruit from Eve. He took the bait; he was foolish. His world turned upside down in a sick twist of fate. Eden is still smoldering.
Madam, I’m Adam, I whispered to myself. The sound of that palindrome was soothing amid the destruction that swallowed my surroundings. Those words can be spelled the same either way, reversible, interchangeable. This instance was permanent, however.
There wouldn’t be an exit.
Snap. The inhuman squelch of wire echoed throughout the lone chamber. My grip was completely severed from its intended location. The end was nigh.
I blink once more.
I’m in a hospital bed, surrounded by candied flowers. A flick of blue eyes, like cerulean embers. A smirk.
“Look alive, sunshine.”
Oh, the irony.
It takes the darkest of tragedies for love to come back running, doesn’t it?
Life is an elevator, and we’re all ascending and descending, but one snip of our wires can change everything.
The Storm

Tommy
"Tommy!" yelled his mother, walking through the front door, "I'm home." She could hear Tommy doing something upstairs and wasn't sure he'd heard her. "Did you feed Dexter?" she called again.
Tommy walked downstairs nonchalantly, drying his hands on his shirt. "He ran away."
"What?" she gasped, "Which way'd he go?" Tommy pretended not to hear her; instead, he grabbed a black hoodie and put something in the front pocket; she assumed a flashlight. "Check the cul-de-sac, I'll check the woods," she said anxiously.
"Be careful," Tommy replied, grinning.
"Dexter!" she cried, stumbling into the woods. It was nearing sunset. The woods were dark and empty. "Dexter!" she was frightened and the feeling of being watched consumed her. She remembered the unsolved murders that had taken place in these woods at least as long as they'd lived there.
A tree branch snapped. She jumped; then turned...nothing.
"Stop!" yelled a voice in the distance. She gasped and turned. A man was running towards her with something in his right hand; it looked like a knife. Her legs collapsed and she fainted. When she awoke, the man was lying on the ground next to her...dead. In his right hand was a cell phone. Tommy hovered above him, slowly running the barrel of his father's gun through the blood-stained mud. He was smiling.
When Tommy saw that his mother had wakened, he walked slowly to her side and sat down.
"Why did you shoot him?" she cried.
"I thought he had a knife."
She paused, "Then how'd you know to bring the gun?"
Red Canvas Shoes

When My Eyes Close
“Grandpa you aren't home,” I acknowledged, trying to cease my tears. “You're in the hospital.”
“I know,” he replied grasping my hand. “I was trying to cheer you up.”
Tears poured down my face as Dr. Shepherd appeared, “Are you ready for surgery, Mr. Brown?”
He brought his wrinkled hand to my face and kissed my cheek, “I love you more than anything, my squiggle-bottoms,” he muttered in my ear, indirectly avoiding the doctor's question.
“I love you, too,” the only word I could render before he let go of my hand and the doctor wheeled him away to heart surgery.
The waiting room was scarce of company; I was the only one there. I tried to keep myself occupied, not thinking of all the possibilities that could happen during surgery. My eyelids slowly drifted closed and a scene unfolded before me. I was in the operating room observing my grandfather's surgery. All of the sudden something went wrong, the blood stopped circulating and he began to flat-line.
“NOOOOOOOO!” I yelled in despair as the doctors scrambled. “You have to save him.”
The surgeons frantically used the paddles to shock his heart. His body jolted into the air, but to no avail, he was still flat-lining. They tried again, but this time I woke up.
Dr. Shepherd poised looming over me, rattling my shoulder. A solemn look crossed over his face and I knew what had happened. Tears flooded my eyes as he spoke the unwanted news.
“I'm sorry, we did all we could, but we couldn't save him.”
Prejudice
“Oh the colors aren’t that bad. They didn’t choose to be that way, they were born colored. We should treat them all the way we treat each other!” Black shot back at Cool Gray.
“Oh, come ON!” Cool Gray erupted, his cheeks blackening with rage, “You only say that cause you get to combine with all of them! You’re a disgrace to us all, so are those forsaken mongrels that you produce!”
“Now now, Cool Gray honey” replied Mother White, “Be nice to your father. The Colors are beautiful just as each and every one of you in your special ways.”
Now Cool Gray was mad. His eyes were pitch black, displaying his animosity to the crowd of shades gathered in front of him.
“Mother, Father, you only accept them because you still get recognition! Us grays don’t ever get attention. You’re symbolic, you’re used, you’re important. We don’t get such use, we don’t get noticed, and we don’t get used. We’re hated.” Cool Gray growled, frothing at the mouth into the microphone on his stage. The darker, bolder shades in the crowd erupted with approval of Cool Grays sermon and call to action.
“We should revolt! Kill the colors!” Cool Gray shouted into his microphone pumping his clenched fist into the air.
The crowd erupted into cheers. The crazed crowd of bold grays lifted their monotone pitch-forks and torches alight with gray flame and charged screaming at the rainbow, leaving Black, White, and the dimmer grays in the dust behind them.
To Start a War
Hordan sighed. He’d grown tired of the councilor’s constant attacks on how much of danger he and his kind were. He trembled with anticipation, history was about to change for the better of his people.
“Witches, they call us” Hordan muttered in disgust, “wizards, warlocks and devil worshippers. We are the next stage in human evolution, they will learn to either step aside or be crushed by our might. All it takes is that first step, and I’m happy to be the one to take that step.”
The next few seconds were frantic as Hordan finished and rushed through the crowd, his palm glowing pale blue. The bodyguards drew their flintlock pistols and moved to protect the councilor, as the blue light blasted out of Hordan’s hand, the noise of the initial blast sounding not unlike a cannon blast. It moved faster than their eyes could follow, pulsating and making an odd humming noise as it flew straight toward its target, cutting through the guard’s torso before emerging from his back and passing through the councilor’s body.
There was a collective gasp as the two collapsed to the ground and lay still, not a single spec of blood. Hordan was soon brought down by the security. All the while he was smiling, oblivious to the screams of the people and the cries of a new widow. With the death of two men, a war would begin, and an era would end.