One must have the apathy to not work
Also strive to great lengths to agitate the teacher
Must be indolent to do their homework
By using every excuse possible
How not to work
Is by hanging out with Captain Kirk
Must also not be productive
Just like my idol, Martin
One must avoid class at all cost
Just like Rick Ross
If you do show up
Use the bathroom for as long as possible
Don’t take notes
Even when it’s important
Day dream of things you could be doing
Don’t be consumed by the reality of school
If you have to do work in the class
Lastly, remember
originality is the art of concealing your sources
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